Gone Gone Gone, She's Been Gone So Long.

She’s Gone.

Not for good - BW is in Asuncion, Paraguay doing research for all things academia and has left me home with thedog. But, this has got me thinking that while she’s gone there’s been a lot of things that related to counting so I figure it’s been a while since I wrote here I’d freshen things up with some facts and figures while BW is away:

But first, obiligtory photo of thedog:


Days BW has been away: 14

Number of times BW has asked me to write something here: 3

Days until BW comes home to me (us, if you count the dog): 35

Miles she’s away from us: 5241

Times I have to walk the dog: 49

Average times I let the dog in/out per day: 8

Total times I’m doggy doorman: 392

Bags of dog food left for the dog: 5

Frozen pizzas left for me: 5

Garage Floors Painted: 1

Doors to Paint: 6

Decks to Paint: 1

Plants to Water: 2

Lawns to cut: 2

Frozen Pizzas devoured to date: 1

Percentage  of a chance there will be a new pantry built by the time she gets back. 50

Times the car wouldn’t start in the morning: 3

Times the car did start:2

Times the lawnmower didn’t start: 1

Dollars BW paid for replacement wedding band to wear while away: 15

Boxes of cereal left for me: 6

Laundry loads so far: 3

Coffee Cups consumed per day: 12 (average)

CD’s organized, input into iTunes: 1021

Times dog gets fed per day: 2

Total times I will feed the dog: 98

Carrots eaten by thedog: 14

Carrots eaten by me: 2

Technology used to talk to BW while away: 3 (facebook, skype, google)

Size of pineapples in Paraguay vs here: 30%

Times I’ve been to Canada: 1

Planes she took to get there: 2

Hours her flight was delayed: 4

Hours I worried while she was in the air. 12

Amount I miss her: 100%

Come home, BW.