Gone Gone Gone, She’s Been Gone So Long.

She’s Gone.

Not for good – BW is in Asuncion, Paraguay doing research for all things academia and has left me home with thedog. But, this has got me thinking that while she’s gone there’s been a lot of things that related to counting so I figure it’s been a while since I wrote here I’d freshen things up with some facts and figures while BW is away:

But first, obiligtory photo of thedog:

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  • Days BW has been away: 14

  • Number of times BW has asked me to write something here: 3

  • Days until BW comes home to me (us, if you count the dog): 35

  • Miles she’s away from us: 5241

  • Times I have to walk the dog: 49

  • Average times I let the dog in/out per day: 8

  • Total times I’m doggy doorman: 392

  • Bags of dog food left for the dog: 5

  • Frozen pizzas left for me: 5

  • Garage Floors Painted: 1

  • Doors to Paint: 6

  • Decks to Paint: 1

  • Plants to Water: 2

  • Lawns to cut: 2

  • Frozen Pizzas devoured to date: 1

  • Percentage  of a chance there will be a new pantry built by the time she gets back. 50

  • Times the car wouldn’t start in the morning: 3

  • Times the car did start:2

  • Times the lawnmower didn’t start: 1

  • Dollars BW paid for replacement wedding band to wear while away: 15

  • Boxes of cereal left for me: 6

  • Laundry loads so far: 3

  • Coffee Cups consumed per day: 12 (average)

  • CD’s organized, input into iTunes: 1021

  • Times dog gets fed per day: 2

  • Total times I will feed the dog: 98

  • Carrots eaten by thedog: 14

  • Carrots eaten by me: 2

  • Technology used to talk to BW while away: 3 (facebook, skype, google)

  • Size of pineapples in Paraguay vs here: 30%

  • Times I’ve been to Canada: 1

  • Planes she took to get there: 2

  • Hours her flight was delayed: 4

  • Hours I worried while she was in the air. 12

  • Amount I miss her: 100%

Come home, BW.

 

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